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allthestarsonyourceiling:

Last night I went to Starbucks and when the guy finished my drink, he bent down and wispered, “Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle.” I just smiled and took my drink, and while I was leaving I heard the other worker saying: “WOULD YOU STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR INSPERATIONAL SHIT!” and the guy responded with, “Gurl, there is no way in hell I am letting you dull my sparkle.” 

Oh my god. 

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gamsee:

what do you mean i cant name my son dorito

because thats nacho son

asgardian-angels:

m-ahagoni:

thecompanionsdoctor:

My week is basically:

  • Monday
  • Monday #2
  • Monday #3
  • Monday #4
  • Friday
  • Saturday
  • Pre-Monday

At least it’s not

  • Tuesday
  • Tuesday #2
  • Tuesday #3
  • Tuesday #4
  • Tuesday #5
  • Tuesday #6
  • Tuesday #7

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dryeyesfrombrightscreens:

Being hot in front of your boyfriend vs. Being hot in front of your friends

foodvacuum:

dimedog:

look at this fucked up bird

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what the fuck

are those its titties

phobso:

My only thought while I watched a final scene in the Guardians of the Galaxy. 

posted August 27 with 8,466 notes (via & org)
tags: gotg 

virmiired:

Endless List of Mass Effect Favorites 18/?
EDI's Jokes [pt.1]
posted August 27 with 1,129 notes (via & org)
tags: Mass Effect 

aurathestar:

nico-di-angelcake:

dragons that live in volcanoes and coat themselves in lava

dragons that live underwater and have fish scales instead of dragon scales

dragons that live in fields of flowers and breathe out avalanches of flowers instead of fire

DRAGONS BEING COOL AS SHIT

dragons that live in nebulae and exhale colorful dust and baby stars

dragons made out of mountains breathing out tiny pebbles 

hurricane dragons breathing out mist and rain

dragons

teamfreekickass:

The Sass and Snark of Steve Rogers.

If one more person writes a fan fiction where Steve Rogers is completely socially awkward and unable to make jokes, I’m going to shove this gif set down their throat. 

posted August 27 with 57,050 notes (via & org)
tags: cats 
mk